The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.
Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.
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Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.
I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!
A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum
He has Birkin meat .
Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.
Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?
The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.
Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!