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meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE August 3, 2008

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Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 18, 2020


Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 6, 2016


Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

by leo3375 March 3, 2009


Birkin meat

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum

He has Birkin meat .

by Gobbleguck156 January 13, 2021


Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).

Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?

by Captain-AV September 29, 2019


Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020