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Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick

by My yee 2 March 13, 2021


Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible

Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding

by EarlyToBed January 24, 2010


Swiped that card

To take something from someone.

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card

by slayslayslay1915 March 15, 2023


The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.

Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!

by XenoPixel June 7, 2019


FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead

OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card

by Habura123 June 18, 2016


Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010


reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card

Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color

by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021