1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick
1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible
Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding
To take something from someone.
“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”
This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.
Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card
When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force
Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives
Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well
Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit
insert reverse card of the respective color