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She has sex with on of the retards that lives here.
Is what you were going to say. "And every other weekend... she fuck one of the retards who lives here"
I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.
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a time when everyone's parents go on vacation, and you lie about where you're going so you can bunk it at your boyfriend or girlfriend's house :D
Brandon: hey babe memorial day weekend my parents are OUT!!
Ashley:OMG NO WAY IM COMING!!!
Brandon: ok baby, cant wait ;
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Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.
Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!
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weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
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The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
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24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!
Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!
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1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...