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Giving yourself a strong-hand off-hand stranger after using a grip-strength trainer to build up your off-hand for an extended period of time.
I've been using this grip strengthener for a month, tonight I'm gonna sit back and treat myself to a session with Daddy's Hand.
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You kava drinkers know what I am talking about... Kava hand is the smell of stinky Kava on your hand after you have made a batch. The smell will make the hairs on your arm stand up, and you get close to throwing up.
I was getting ready to finger blast Lionel after a magical time at the Hawaiian Luau. The sexual arousal was abated when Lionel caught a whiff of my Kava hand.
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Liquid gold in today’s society.
Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
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A karate-chop hand point executed by US Navy Chiefs worldwide.
Its rumored that Master Chiefs double Chief hand in an absolute show of domination, however none have recovered from such a traumatic event to ever recall in detail.
You know you really fucked up when a Master Chief Chief Hands his... ... 'On your knees, get there!'
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Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.
After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.
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A hand release is a sexual technique usually done by a masseuse or masseur on a person by stimulating their erect penis to produce an orgasm and ejaculation. A hand release can also be done on a woman by stimulating her clitoris to produce an orgasm.
A hand release after a massage is called a “happy ending”. A release before a massage is called a “happy beginning”.
There are different types of hand releases. The most common is the “hand job” – stroking of the penis to produce orgasm. A “French” release is a blow job. A “Swedish” or “Russian” is a release done between a woman’s large breasts.
Hand releases on males are usually done after the massage – the therapist uses a lubricating solution to stimulate the erect sexual organ. Massage oil or cream is usually used, but other sexual water based lubricants, such as Astroglide or KY Jelly can be used.
Institutions that are involved with massage education and licensing are very much against hand release during a massage session because in many places it is illegal and can be termed as a form of prostitution. However, it is very hard to arrest a masseuse or masseur for giving a hand release; and although the act of hand release is considered illegal it is rarely if never found out by the legal or licensing authorities.
Licensed massage therapists usually don’t do hand releases because of legal or ethical reasons, but there are many professional who don’t see anything wrong with them and will gladly do them once they get to know you better or for an extra fee. Massage therapists have to be very careful when they offer a hand release out of fear of being caught and arrested by an undercover police officer. This is rare though.
"Do you want a hand release?", the buxom Russian massage therapist named Olga asked me.
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When working in a warehouse, moving stock from a truck to a skid by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner.
The pump truck is broken, so we've been hand bombing all the stock ourselves.
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