In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
The day when all the biggest things happen. It's better than Christmas and easter, and it can fall on any Thursday. If you don't do big things on big thursday, you get your knees broken.
"HOLY SHIT TOMMOROWS BIG THURSDAY"
Big thursday isn't a real thing and does not exist. it was created by neeks looking for attention from there brothers
The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.
Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.
A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
The best day of the week to wear your favorite flannel shirt.
Hey bro, you gonna wear your blue flannel on Flannel Thursday this week?
“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.