The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes
"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
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An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.
Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.
Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
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When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”