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The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.
Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.
when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam
Bru he really commiting toaster bath
When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.
John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby
Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”
"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."
"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"