Random
Source Code
Random
When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.
"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."
Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.
Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
A tornado that is completely filled with and comprised of worms. 🌪 🪱
This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!
The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.
The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
The sensation you get when standing too close to a tornado or other severe wind storm. Named such because the fast moving air tickles your naughty bits as it rushes past.
"I was outside when the tornado touched down the other day and got myself a tornado tickler! Almost nutted on the spot!"