wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

half tree

when someone doesn't chop down the entire tree in minecraft so just the leaves and a few logs are left.

yo, can y'all stop leaving half trees in the server? it looks terrible smfh.

tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.

"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"

Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

Tree Dan

When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.

I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.