Ultra Turbo Turkey

A combination of Austin Nichols Wild Turkey Whiskey mixed with Red Bull and a Red Bull energy shot

Anna: Man I need to get a lot of work done!
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.

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turbo fap

a money making scheme

did you see the turbo fap on my screen?

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ching chong turbo

A cheap turbo made in china, most commonly bought from ebay.

I just put a pair of ching chong turbos on my riced out 4.2 with tow mirrors.

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

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Cheer up turbo

used when cheering up an upset/down/depressed person.

similar to the cheer up emo kid remark but can be used for anyone in general.

Jordan: dude i just ran over my dog...
Sarah: aww, cheer up turbo

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Turbo dream babe

Someone who is "teh sex". The term originates from the play Sparkleshark.

Russel is a turbo dream babe

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Escort RS Turbo

A car driven by a rich chav, or a thief.

Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.

"Oh mate, I nicked this RS Turbo last night off me mate, help me get the spoiler off?"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"

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