The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
He is a awesome kid who with eat out your pussy and booty and wont be a deadbeat. He is a sweet kid and he is a keeper
Man La´Von, he is awesome and Ate out last night.
Usually referred to someone very cool and awesome. The word has its origin from the one and only Viktor von Rohr. He is a very cool guy that lives in Sweden, Stockholm.
Wow you did a Viktor von Rohr, thats so cool
A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
De Von is going places!!!
De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
De Von is going places
De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
De Von is going places