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It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.
bobby: shirley's twat stinks
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A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams
Sam: dooode we dont have any money
Tyler: no i have a doller
Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit
Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!
Sam:YESSSSSSSS
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"W&L" George Washington. Robert E. Lee. We work hard and play harder. The majority of the student body is white, rich, Greek, and a bit on the snobby side. Pearls, sandals and popped collars are worn all year round. 15th in the nation. #1 for beer and liquor. We're trying to recruit more minorities - we've got a lot of internationals but not so many black kids. We have honor and we miss THE TRIDENT.
Girl 1: "So, you're going to be going to Washington & Lee University to party it up in Lex Vegas next year?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, my dad went there and I'm too pretty to waste my time at UVA. That, and it's practically Ivy League."
"We're not snobs, we're just better than you." (This is actually printed on a Washington and Lee University t-shirt.
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Washington, DC also known as the nations capital is known for its overpriced city homes and having awesome tourists attractions. Many people want to live in Washington mostly because of the trendy or tumblr aspects it has now. The houses are nice and the views are phenomenal you should live in DC!
Washington DC has defentily changed!
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A terrible town that no one knows, it is a drive by town that people pass on their way to Stevens Pass in the Cascade Mountains. The town is full of rednecks and stoners. This is definitely not a place to raise a family. Do not go out at night, you might never be heard from again.
friend 1- "where do you live?"
friend 2- "Gold Bar Washington"
friend 1- "i am soo sorry"
friend 2- "yah, me too"
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Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU...
The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!
Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle?
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!
If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU
Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.
Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!
Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.
Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!
Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.
Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?
Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!
Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.
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To George Washington is to liberally apply dry shampoo to ones hair when in a state of being greasy. Thus turning the hair to a white color that resembles that of George Washington's. Ultimately after the George Washington process is over ones hair appears clean.
Damn, the water heater's broken. I guess I'm just going to have to George Washington (verb) my hair today.
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