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The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"
Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work
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A program in neighborhoods where people take turns or keep an eye out on one another's houses.
Community watch is a program in communities that gives Karen the right to call the cops on you for breaking into your own house. "Can you believe Karen called the cops after I told her to pick up her dog's poop out of my yard."
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Watching a movie without knowing the description.
"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.
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A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.
I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!
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When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.
I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.
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When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.
My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.
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the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?
Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.
Mike: sick
Rufus: I love watching the news
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