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1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it
" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."
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The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"
Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work
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A program in neighborhoods where people take turns or keep an eye out on one another's houses.
Community watch is a program in communities that gives Karen the right to call the cops on you for breaking into your own house. "Can you believe Karen called the cops after I told her to pick up her dog's poop out of my yard."
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When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.
My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.
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the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?
Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.
Mike: sick
Rufus: I love watching the news
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When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".
The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.
Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."
Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."
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A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.
I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!
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