doesn't wear leggings

Someone who thinks highly of themselves while judging others for unimportant things such as hair style or what a person is wearing.

Look at her yelling at that retail worker. I bet she doesn't wear leggings.

wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

Gorilla Wear

Noun:
Gorilla Wear is someone who is dedicated to doing what has to be done to achieve their goals.
When one is Gorilla Wear dedicated, it doesn't matter if they are motivated. Instead, they are dedicated to completing their daily task to ensure they reach their end goal(s).

Noun:
The quality of being dedicated or committed to a task or purpose.
"His Gorilla Wear dedication to his duties"

Verb:
Provide (someone) with a reason for doing something.
"He was primarily Gorilla Wear motivated by the desire for honor."

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

Wearing gold

Verb: making lots of money- legally or illegally, morally or immorally- in a short period of time.

Start wearing gold but don't caught up in the hottest girl in the class

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...