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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Wow that is a damm good song the song that goes like Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
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A beautiful state that is over-stereotyped
It’s a beautiful state that has a lot of attractions such as Black Water Falls, Seneca Rocks, Canaan Valley and many others. Their is a lot of stereotypes about West Virginia. Some examples are that we don’t wear shoes, we fuck our cousins, and we’re all very trashy. The truth is that most of these are not true. We have a few rednecks here, but there stereotypes are not always true. It’s just like any other state with cheesy suburban families and few trailer parks here and there. It’s low crime but there are lot of meth and crack heads everywhere. A LOT OF DRUGS!!!
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Jay-Z's golden goose, vibrates at the exact frequency needed for dumb rich white trash to oscillate at their wallet's fundamental frequency and give it all their money. The high pitched noise from all this vibrating and oscillating is extremely annoying to the vast majority of the fauna of planet Earth. This rare bird also exhibits highly visual but ultimately empty rituals, and its chant although not discordant is rather bland and common. Has a symbiotic relationship with a much more eye-pleasing but equally bland species, the Kardashian. It has a dark coat, and particularly dislikes paler birds, that often can sing much better and truer than itself, for example the EL-P.
This summer's Kanye West sure is annoying!
I wish those people feeding the Kanye would just die already...
Hopefully someone will shoot this annoying Kanye West so I can finally get some sleep!
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A rapper who thinks Ronald Reagan created cocaine and AIDS to destroy the civil rights movement. Nowadays makes the claim that "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Even rappers like 50 Cent think this is an idiotic and ignorant claim, however.
Also assumed to be a black supremist, judged by his beliefs.
Kanye West should really stop rapping about political shit he knows nothing about, as should Eminem.
"All people are equal, see, but, um, black people are more equal th-than, others." - Kanye West
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The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.
Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?
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A New Zealand nickname for Australia.
Roger moved across the Ditch to West Island and spends his days sunbaking at Bondi.
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