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Similar in meaning to saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead!"
Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Student: I NEED TO STUDY!
Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!
Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
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Told You I Would Be Here Forever! Looks Like You Like Rihanna’s Song Umbrella!
when the sunshine we shine together!
told you I would be here forever!
a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”
boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done
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1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
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Situational bullshit, worst case scenario and if they choose.
When ish hits the fan I want Charleigh and Davey.
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A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You
You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..
Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..
You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You
Example 2 :
You : One Time When Fuck You
Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
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The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
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