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While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.
The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.
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Hottest fucking bitch evur. ilu biatch. She wants Frank Iero's babies.
Olivia Wilde is the hottest on the Oc, we should get Frank Iero on thurr.
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if u got a sorority big with the pledge name that's wild then you are a lucky gal!
that's wild is kind of like deadass in the way they can be said in a lot of situations. That's wild is a word used for emphasis.
I crashed my car
oh Thats wild
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A super cheeeeep malt liqour sold in 40oz size bottles. A big hit with rednecks and homies.
Me and the old lady went out for a little wild cat last night.
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A wild snorlax is a mythical beast with large owl-like eyes with which it can penetrate the darkest of depths. A strong stork like beak which it uses to tear through even the thickest of skin allowing it to get whatever it desires. Upon it’s head is draped a mess of thin straight hair parting to the sides behind the two human-like ears it owns. Ears used not for hearing but to help it to better blend in with mankind, on which it preys. In addition to ears, the wild snorlax walks upright, drawing many a weak hearted to her hungry talons. For the only wild snorlax that exists is female. It must breed with a man, after each breeding she feasts on the mans flesh and of ever fifteen men she breeds with only one man will successfully impregnate her. Once impregnated, the wild snorlax hibernates for 2 years, month 24, a beast is born. In conclusion a snorlax is the ugliest of available females, not even human! And each snorlax reproduces only enough for their species to survive. But all males must be wary of her DEADLY desires.
Subi: Bro, what's the curious aroma creeping under the doorway?
Tony: I have no idea
(Subi cracks open the door, and draws back in fear.)
Tony: What is that hideous rotund bohemoth of a woman?
Subi: It's the Wild Snorlax! Take cover!
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One who's sexual interests don't pertain to a single group of people or gender, and often change depending on current mood.
Man, that guy Miguel is a real Wild Card. He started off the night hitting on that hot chick, but ended it sandwiched between 2 guys at the gay bar. He's a real Wild Card.
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