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Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 10, 2018


Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.

Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.

by RyMan2k00 May 14, 2014


castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017


Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem March 8, 2016


Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017


Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 26, 2017


Castle Child

A Term for the Homophobic Users on The Website Castle.xyz.

Guy 1:Hey You Saw that deck from castle it had Homophobia.
Guy 2: That's definitely a Castle Child

by craymyarc June 11, 2023