Hung is from China. It is a common Chinese name for a man who is likes eating cheese. Hungs eat cheese all day and fart all night. He is a charming guy though. He has lots of friends and makes funny jokes. Hung hates mountain biking and will run over cyclists with his Honda. Hung loves shopping, he will go to the mall with you anytime and help you pick out the most fashionable clothes. He has a cool hair style too. Hung is a conspiracy buff too. He knows all the government secrets and has a full decked out bunker with 30years of stuff ready to go. Be his friend cuz he might save you during armageddon. Hung is a nice guy.
Girl: Hung gave me flowers, he's so nice
when you get your junk in a bunch over an attractive female specimen
masculine version of “panties in a twist”
“You have this combination of beauty and wit which honestly still just gets me a bit hung tied”
Eed the hung
Basically means to eed the hung
"Eed the hung man"
"oh yeah okay"
When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.
Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.
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"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"