wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

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Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.

Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.

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one hit wonder

One who after talking one "hit" of marijuana is already high; someone who reacts very quickly to the effects of marijuana.

"do you see her? she's already messed up"
"yeah, she's a one hit wonder."

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wonder years moment

n. a situation in which another's social faux pas produces a feeling of embarrassment for a third-party.

It was so awkward when Kevin tried to kiss that bitch that I had to change the channel. It was one of those Wonder Years moments.

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Wonder Bread That Ho

Placing a piece of white bread on top of a butter face to avoid looking at them during sex. This thus butters the bread.

Warning: create holes for nose and mouth in bread to avoid suffocation.

Jermaine: Dude...butter face...you gonna hit that?
Antwan: Yeah...But I'mma wonder bread that ho

Janice: girl...you know he's a butter face for real
Elise: it's good. He got money. I can always wonder bread that ho...mm...hmm...

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one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

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Wonder-Whore

When someone comments, or "posts" in a forum thread with little regard for when the thread was created, and when the last post was made.
Often the new poster responds quiet "personally" with a short time frame in mind...
IE; A 6 year old thread, might be revived and a comment is added...
>> yah man!!!
That happened to me too, are you going to be out there tonight?

- Dazza"

Dazza would be a Wonder-Whore. The name is in reference to Stevie Wonder... who is blind.

02-23-72
Hi Guys,

I think that uncle Sam should pull our boys out of Vietnam, don't you agree?"

Best Wish's
- Clemant

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17-03-08 by "JamiJames"
Damm B!

Vietnam? what have they sung - is it kick'n? Where can I download that nizzle? Its not on Wikipedia WTF?? OMG GTFO LOL ROFL....

Peace'n frm da living room PC, fo shizzle ma bizzle
"JamiJames" (aka white cracka, bustn up your Java script)

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18-03-08 by rkaid
What the Wonder-Whore?? nice thread revival, 36 years old!

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18-03-08 by Banjka
Hahah nice one WW, whoring up south central, check the post date next time.

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19-03-08 by Frazzler
LOL - Ummmm JamJames, is it school holiday season? Vietnam's a place.. where there was a US military conflict... um. not a band. Go home Emo Gangster.

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