To slap a person in the face with an erect penis
My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!
Love,
Leslie
When you run up behind your friend and tickle his balls while gobbling
Ahhhh hey dude stop fuckin reverse turkeying me we’re at church
Gobble gobble bitch
When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!
When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.
A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
When someone is being a lil bitch.
Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.
A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.
Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.