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When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit
OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet
person2: yea,it was huge
the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!
logger bobber sack skim scrotum
A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.