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The effect that occurs to one's vocal cords for several days after an intense night of sucking a black man's penis. Usually applicable only for very loose (and sometimes quite sore) women.
Damn nigga, dat bitch from last night sho gots herself a Johnson-stutter!
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1. A beat down. When someone has been thrashed in a fight. When there is no question who one a fight.
2.When one team beats another team by a large margin, can be used with any sport but most likely to be used with football.
1. person 1: Yo, did you see Eric's eye?
person 2: Yeah, they put the stomp johnson on him
person 1: It looked like 4 dudes went to his ass.
person 2: Nope, it was only 1, a pitiful stomp johnson
person 1: Yup, that's an L
2. person 1: How 'bout them Cowboys?
person 2: What about 'em?
person 1: You just mad they put the stomp johnson on the
Patriots last night.
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A nudist party. Held usually in Germany. Males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. Not to be confused with the 'Sausage Fest' known as Lindsay Koscielski.
Man, that MTV is one huge Johnson Fest.
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A name for vagina I heard on American Dad. Pretty damn funny if you ask me
Francine: "I've been shoving recycled carpet stuffing up my jap johnson to save money and you're spending a fortune on gas?!"
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A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.
Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!
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When someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn't be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of James Bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a dick move a.k.a. "Johnson" and nearly incapacitate you and your passengers in the vehicle.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
Johnson Maneuver, Dick Move, Move from NAM
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A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
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