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The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.
I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.
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To get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
Larrane - "If Glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, I'm soooo hot now"
Justina - "I bet if you ask that asshole Glenn to help you with something we can use Facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is"
Larrrane - "Great plan! After we sell the stuff I buy with the credit cards I stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc I'm soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let's get busy making sure Glenn doesn't even get a chance to live happily Eva after.
Justina - "Serves him right for backing away EVERY time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self"
Larrane - "And it serves her right for being the girl Glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when I asked why he wouldn't bang me in the90's"
When you forgot to do the dishes, but need to eat/transport pasta, so you use another container such as a bag.
I forgot to do my dishes looks like I’m having after hours Alfredo!
After BeJrooOOMUN BEINGS pass away they quplextions moves on to the after living BeJrooOOmS. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created the after living BeJrooOOms. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice
dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"
Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )