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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
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Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
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According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..
The best thing ever said. EVER.
no srsly
Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"
Me "Ummm...... okay".
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When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.
n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.
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As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.
Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.
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What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.
He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.
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