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An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees
Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker
Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen
I’m sorry for being a bad boyfriend all the time and i’m sorry for always arguing with you, I don’t want to let my guard down because I am scared of you finding better or leaving me. But i am going to try my best to let my guard down and trust you. I think a few months ago we were at a point where our relationship couldn’t be “saved” but i will do anything for us. i will try and try and try to make it 100% better than it has been. I am going to try to give you space when you need it and realize you have a life beyond me. I just want you to love me with everything and i want to be important. i wanna be your first, your last. and your everything. i love you stink
jaysa emma allen is the sweetest girl alive and deserves the world
A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
The only dude to break Michael Jordan's ankles.
Allen Iverson is the greatest player of all time.
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The worst person ever He thinks Anime is GAY and he is homophobic
This boy Tate Allen is homophobic
An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.
There is no treatment for this disease.
“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”