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the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".
"we had her in an alpha tower"
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The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.
Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".
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The strongest person in jail.
If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.
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An individual who has earned a PHD.
"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"
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A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side
Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf
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A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.
Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*
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Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.
"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."
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