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dependent adulting

adulting in parentsmoney

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022


Call of duty war zone adult

A Call of duty war zone adult is a man (most likely over the age of 20 and white) who

⚫says the n-word frequently even tho they aren't black.
⚫says that they will rape your mother.
⚫tries to act like a hacker.
⚫has no friends.
⚫is most likely fat and a discord mod.

bro I was playing and a call of duty war zone adult told me he was going to rape my mom.

by jaggedchris July 2, 2022


dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022


adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017


Adult

People who are wiggity wack

Look at that adult

by #Sonata_5102 May 3, 2020


Adult

One who does grown up, sophisticated things such as wearing crocs, knitting, buy patio furniture, reading novels, and teaching students.

Wow, James is such an adult now that she has crocs!

by DMK22 February 21, 2021


Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."

Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.

by oron61 July 4, 2022