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A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.
WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
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Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.
T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
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A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch
"Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an anal ranger in Brokecrack mountain that he had to ride all the way to mexico to get his cornhole filled!"
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Funniest band that ever existed!
Started in 1988 by Seth Putnam.
The name Anal Cunt came from Seth Putnam's attempt "to get the most offensive, stupid, dumb, etc name possible".
A common misconception is that the band is named after the song "Anal Cunt" by GG Allin, but in fact Allin's song was written years after the band had started. However they did later in their career render tribute to GG Allin by recording a version of I'll Slice Your Fucking Throat (If You Fuck With Me) by GG Allin and The Murder Junkies.
Originally, the band was to produce a form of 'anti-music', without rhythm, beats, riffs, lyrics, song titles or any other of the normal features of a band, an approach exemplified by the 5643 Song EP.
Anal Cunt's style has changed much since 1988, as originally they formed as a noisecore band before incorporating elements of grindcore and hardcore into their style. Songs in the 'early years' were often no more than a few seconds long (their 5643 Song EP being an extreme example), although this later increased so that the average song length was between 40 seconds and 1 minute. The typical Anal Cunt song is short and loud with extremely distorted guitars played randomly up and down the neck, near incomprehensible screaming and blast beat drumming, although there are exceptions to this rule.
Anal Cunt are often cited as having common lyrical themes that include misogyny, homophobia, anti-Semitism, racism and ridicule of the unfortunate, although this has not always been the case. Written lyrics did not appear until their album Morbid Florist and it was not until the album 40 More Reasons To Hate Us that there were lyrics to a majority of their songs.citation needed Many of these songs included insults, either general or specific to one person.
The 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse, took the idea of intentional offense a step further with more extreme examples of racism and sexism, which proved controversial, as they covered topics seen as taboo. Examples include: "You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach", "I Lit Your Baby On Fire" and "Women: Nature's Punching Bag." The lyrics to two of the songs on this album were censored and one of the songs on this album had its name changed from "Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks" to "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" because they were working for a record label in Britain, where libel laws are very stringent.
It was also in this album that the band began to joke about the Holocaust in numerous songs, including "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos". This theme of seemingly glorifying Adolf Hitler and his actions continued on their subsequent EPs, with songs such as "Hitler Was A Sensitive Man", "Body By Auschwitz", "I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler" and "Ha Ha Holocaust." It is difficult to judge how serious these lyrics are intended to be or if they are merely created to provoke offense.
Another common lyrical theme in the band's material is that of insulting other bands, as well as music in general.
Next to this offensive material, some of their other songs which are more light-hearted appear even more confusing and hilarious. This includes the satirical Picnic of Love album, and also covers of songs completely different from their style including "Stayin' Alive", "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)", "Theme From Three's Company", and "Hungry Hungry Hippos" as well as their bizarre karaoke rendition of the "Steve Miller Band" song "Abracadabra" (with the lyrics changed to "Sabbra-Sabbra-Cadabra") on the split EP with Eyehategod. Other contrasts are provided by the innocent silliness of tracks such as "I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's".
The band has often been criticized for its popularity being based solely on their controversial song titles and lyrics rather than any musical ability. Their popularity has undoubtedly increased as a result of their later, more offensive material, which remains popular at Anal Cunt concerts.
Anal Cunt is often mentioned when a criticism is being made against the grindcore genre or hardcore punk music in general. During live shows, Putnam often encourages audiences to greet him with a Hitler salute, which has drawn considerable criticism from anti-racist groups.
One ongoing dispute regarding criticism of the band is whether Anal Cunt actually takes their own music seriously. It is apparent that the band seem to relish the criticism they receive, and in one interview, Seth Putnam admitted that they had sent material to publications they knew would hate it, just to get bad reviews.
Reading Anal Cunts sing titles cracks me up something awful xD
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"
"I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog"
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"
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Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
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When you are having anal sex and the other shits on your dick
That bitch gave me a dirty anal
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term used in chicago meaning booty sex common sense
I performed anal penetration on that girl Cristina.
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