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bad bitch anxiety

a condition that afflicts pretty girls who lack inflated senses of self. when a pretty girl, or bad bitch, steps out in a cute outfit or in a full face of makeup, she (or they) may feel anxiety when onlookers stare at them for extended periods of time.

friend: hey megan, you look so hot today!
megan: thank you honey! i almost didn’t wear this skirt because it gives me bad bitch anxiety.
friend: they look at you because you’re a bad bitch!

by carolfromtheblock October 12, 2021


Inspiration anxiety paralysis

Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.

God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.

by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024


Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

by Beth X October 10, 2018


Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 22, 2024


window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)

Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark

by Zenny08 November 30, 2024


Anxiety Bubble

An anxiety bubble is where someone forms a "bubble" in which they struggle to do typical things without stress and anxiety.

He formed an anxiety bubble to where he can only listen to one artist's music.

by Name_Not_Found123 November 16, 2022


Anxiety Bubble

When someone forms a "bubble" for a typical that causes nervousness and stress to try and leave.

He formed an anxiety bubble to where he can only listen to one artists songs.

by Name_Not_Found123 November 16, 2022