The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger
Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
Something that Conan McConville has... no one else
‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’
Glaswegian
1)Being brave to the point of stupidity.
2)Having no shame.
The bold yin squared up tae ten of them, he's got some arse on him.
You got some arse on you smokin aw ma blaw ya dick.
a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.
Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!