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When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
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When you see a cute girl. You just gotta say "rich cheese"
guy 1: Hey there's a cute girl over there!
guy 2: DAMN! She's looking like rich cheese!
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A guitar company that specializes in hevay metal guitars. They make guitars like the Mockingbird, the Warlock and the Virgin.
BC Rich is 1337. It IS!
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There are 2 types of rich people.
1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.
2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
Rich People Type 1:
Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?
Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.
Rich People Type 2:
Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!
(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
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Heavy foods that don't lay right in the stomach.
I ate some rich food at Outback and automatically I had to use the restroom.
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A stupid bitch that acts cool around his friends but no one gives 2 fucks about him.
Danny-Yo angel check out the drip
Angel-What a rich kid
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