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Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.

Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.

by Bangboy March 8, 2010

57πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


The Great Divider

a term used (either by liberals or conservatives) to describe a president they fo not like.

conservative in 1999: β€œclinton is a great divider”
liberal in 2007: β€œbush is the great divider”
conservative in 2015: β€œobama is a great divider”
liberals in 2019: β€œtrump is the great divider”

by windowshit July 3, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Great Neck

Great Neck is that "nice" town on the Northshore of Long Island that has mushroomed into an extension of the Orthodox laden five towns of the Southshore. The Mecca for Iranian exiles who want to live the dream of the Persian Prince, but in reality exemplify some of the worst ethnic stereotypes along with their older white brethren holdouts who haven't yet left for Florida. Great Neck is full of people who can be seen every morning, except Saturdays, finger mining for the morning catch while making illegal U-turns and talking on their cell phones.

Great Neck is where you find loud outspoke bragging a-holes who think they do everything right, even when they do everything wrong.

Great Neckers are cheap, whining, pushy people who buy everything on sale then check the receipt at the checkout counter at the local Walbaums as if auditing a tax return; on which they themselves cheated.

Great Neck shoppers are lazy people few who cannot help but leave the shopping cart in the middle of the traffic lane and who can ding your door in your face while having the nerve to deny it.

by LookingforMrgoodneighbor May 8, 2010

30πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


The Great Purge

When someone finds out your reddit username, and you are forced to remove your confession bear memes and other questionable content.

I lost over 5000 karma in the great purge of 2013

by Masterb8 November 14, 2014

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Great honk

An early 1900s Iowa exclamation meant to show confrontation, surprise, or dismay.

Mayor: I will not let you go out with my daughter.

Teenage boy: Great honk!

by FrogBoogerKing February 1, 2021

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Transition to Greatness

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.

His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed β€œtransition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.

by BrienneOfSnark May 12, 2020

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Great Gazoo

When you are banging your girlfriend and you shove a pickle up her ass for added pleasure. After you are done, she eats the pickle. (Because the pickle is green, it is like a Martian penis, like the Great Gazoo of Flinstones fame might have.)

Katie said that she had mixed emotions about the Great Gazoo. The pickle up the ass was actually thrilling, but the pickle tasted like shit afterwards.

by Katedaskaterulz August 22, 2008

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž