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where during sex, a girl bends over and gets a cactus shoved up her ass
Dustin: *while humping away* Loany, do you want to Fly Away To Narnia?
Loany: Sure, do it fast
Dustin: *grabs cactus
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What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
Namaste-the-fuck-away Ashley, I'm in no mood.
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When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.
Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
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putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
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What you say when you want to remove GoGuardian
Teacher: can you do a favor?
Administrator: Yes?
Teacher: TAKE THAT THING AWAY RIGHT NOW
Administrator: Never...
When parents take a vacation without their kids.
First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"
Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"
A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.