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A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
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A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater
Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.
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Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.
"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."
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Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!
There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.
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(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."
"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
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take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.
"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."
"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"
"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"
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When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.
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