Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

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funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

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wake and bake

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

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baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

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Twice Baked

Smoking the purp all day and tanning at the beach. =

Smoking mary jane in the sun while you are tanning; you are twice baked.

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Bake Ride

Going for a drive deliberately to smoke weed.

I just rolled two fatty's, you down for a bake ride?

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Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

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