bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)

My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb

vitamin bass

The healing element of bass music. Can be delivered through a variety of media; Sound systems, headphones, LSD, etc.

Yo, that new dj has the healing power delivering that Vitamin Bass, son!!

smack bass

The act of catching a bass, most often used with your boys

Yo dude! You wanna smack bass tomorrow?

Bass boob

When a seated bass player holds the bass so close, a bulge of boob forms over the dip in the bass

Oh my gosh do you see how big his bass boob is!

Curbull Bass

Some ugly looking dude who kind of resembles a bass fish, that proceeds to swim in swampland after unsuspecting fisherman to eat their bait, and kidnap their children.

Tyler - "Aye man, do you know what happened to Johnathan the other night when we went fishing?"

Jim - "Oh shit man, you didn't hear the screaming? I'm pretty sure he got attacked by one of those Curbull Bass fuckers!"

Doom Bass

The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:

One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.

It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.

The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."

Thus the Doom Bass Was born

Don't be an idiot in Calculus or you will be beaten by the Doom Bass

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack