When you need to shut off the power.
Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
Drinking Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale while taking a relaxing bath.
Time for some relaxation time with my bath beer and candles.
Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks
When close you need to hold your breath
When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel
Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath
Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??
Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*
You have spelled bath salts with a "D" rather than an "S" you should change that.
"bath saltd" inst how you spell bath salts
Having semen come out of your penis while bathing.
I had a wet bath that is weird.
Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!