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A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.
Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.
Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity
I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people
I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people
That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.
Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.
A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!
Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!
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When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
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A weeb who does not admit to themselves that they are a weeb, ie. Josh
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Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.
An example of Closet Mexicans;
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
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