Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

Pace Beer

The beer one drinks between beers to maintain a healthy pace. By allowing the time it takes to drink a beer (and doing so with a pace beer) between drinking actual beers, one can ensure that he/she is not drinking actual beers too quickly.
(Credit: Chris M)

"Hey Mesh, you need another beer?" "Not yet, I'm on my pace beer."

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

Furlough Beer

Beer that is consumed by students of the California State University system when their class(es) have been subjected to mandatory furloughs.

Furlough Beer often leads to more drinking of beer that is technically Non-Furlough. However, a strong argument can be made that any and all beer consumed from the start time of the first furloughed class to the start time of the next non-furloughed class is still technically Furlough Beer.

"I didn't know today was a furlough day! Let's go to (insert campus bar) for some Furlough Beer!"

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

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mad beers

the amount of beers it takes to be completely sloshed. usually consumed in succession.

Person A: dude, do you wanna get drunk tonight?

Person B: yeah man, let's drink mad beers!