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When a friend o.d.'s you go on a Tribute Bender to honor them.
Yeah man, Tommy OD'd, so I got us some junk for a tribute bender.
The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos
Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning
Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday
Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off
When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.
Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.
Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.
5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.
5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina
that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender