Betty White Noise

Using the 'Golden Girls' TV show as an aid in falling asleep, similar to listening to white noise.

I fall asleep every night listening to Golden Girls, it's my Betty White Noise

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

Big betty binch

Large fat person that is very stupid

Kyle is a real big betty binch

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The Betty white effect

When someone dies before their milestone and it upsets the world

Betty white died 3 weeks before her 100th bday, thus creates the Betty white effect.

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The Bettie Page Intimacy

A punk rock band from Ottawa, Canada.

boy 1: "Hey man have you heard about that awesome band The Bettie Page Intimacy?"

boy 2: "yeah man they fucking rock!"

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Shred betty

A hot ass bitch that loves getting down on the D. Not a trogslewt.

Slater - "Yo, that chick over there has been giving me the eye all night.."

Stirling - "Awwww shit! Dude she's a total shred betty, you are about to get your d ravaged tonight!"

Slater - "AAWWWWW HELLL YEAHHHH!"

Together - "SHRED BETTIES RULE!"

Followed by a huge high five

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Buck Tooth Betty

A shorthand term to describe a person that has teeth that jut a good few centimeters in front of their nose.

... Holy Shit That guys a Buck Tooth Betty! He could open several cans of beetroot with those chompers, heh, he'd give a beaver a hard time, I'd put my money on Betty there, good stock running in that family, good stock.

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