bike keys

The tools of choice of bike thieves. Most often it is the 24" bolt cutters which can cut most any lock or cable. Heavy-duty U-locks are easily cut with an angle-grinder in 30 seconds. Older ones can simply be picked with a bic pen.

Damn, my wad is getting thin. I think I'll take my bike keys out on the town and earn me some more dinero.

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Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

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Dike-bike

Smaller more feminine version of a motorcycle; generally driven by female motorcycle enthusiasts.

Hey guys, there goes Angie on her dike-bike.

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Accidental Bike

When you're playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl as Wario and accidentally make him ride his bike, which can often be a pain in the ass.

Example 1:

Person 1: Oh Crap, stupid Wario got on his bike!
Person 2: ACCIDENTAL BIKE!

Example 2:

Person 1: Aww man, I just accidental bike'd!

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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

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Dyke Bike

When calling somebody a "dyke bike" you are essentially calling them gay, stupid, or lame. Can also be referred to as "that bike".

You can be a dyke and not ride that bike, but if you read that bike you are most certainly a dyke.

Being a Dyke Bike is a bad thing, avoid riding that bike at ALL costs.

Joey: I'm the coolest person ever.
Chaz: Nah son, you're riding that Dyke Bike.
Joey: You're right, YOU HAVE ONE KILL ON YOUR HOOOOSTTTT!

Joey: Yo Chaz are you ridin' that bike?
Chaz: Ova Dova.

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