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The Bisexual Bob

The bob or "lob" all bisexual girls seem to have.

"how do you know she's bi?"

"dude it's obvious, look at her hair. she has the bisexual bob"

by sealfish November 17, 2017


Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

by PustCrunk March 23, 2021


Chapstick Bisexual

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.

#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.

by OliveOyle November 17, 2017


Performative Bisexuality

Carrying out homosexual acts in front of an audience with the sole intention of attracting a heterosexual partner.

I know Rosie kissed Molly last night but it’s only performative bisexuality because Ben was watching ...

by Thenonperformativebisexual July 07, 2020


heteroromantic bisexual

being sexually attracted to both me and women, but only romantically interested in the opposite sex

i identify as heteroromantic bisexual

by jaguar2300 November 30, 2015


semi-bisexual

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'

justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.

by Justin :fire: December 09, 2020


Half-bisexual

A complete idiot

John: Whats your sexuality? Peter: I'm half-bisexual! John:what is that supposed to mean..? Peter: I'm attracted to one gender, females! John: So you're straight...? Peter: No, I said half-bisexual. John: No you're either straight or an idiot. (Answer: Both)

by idgafaboutmyname October 20, 2021