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The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.
Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.
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When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
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A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:
Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny
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An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.
Can also be used as a handy expletive.
'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'
'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
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An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.
You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket
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Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.
I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.
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Generally someone who doesn't go out, yacks when he does, and is most likely scared shitless of females.
Note: Blanket boys are often major phantoms
Yo Danny.
My names not Danny its Connor!
Ok Blanket Boy.
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