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Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018


Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

by February 17, 2021


Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.

Kensyn is such an undercover blond!

by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019


blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021


Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 3, 2013


blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017


Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

by Colewindz September 25, 2014