Black man's weiner, big mexican woman, or bavarian motor works.
Ex. (A)
Johnny Racist: Go suck a BMW!
Toolbag Friend of Johnny's: Ha ha!
Ex. (B)
Johnny Racist: Is that an earthquake, or just a BMW walking by?
Bystander: DOUCHEBAG!
Ex. (C)
Gearhead: Hey, look a BMW M5 with a type 4 body kit and chrome spinners!
Bystander: Nice car.
It's a good car brand but it's unreliable as fuck. If you buy this expect your wallet to be empty.
John: Hey Gerald, I have a BMW 3 Series.
Gerald: Is it nice?
John: Yes but my wallet? Not so nice.
If you drive a bmw m you are the best driver on the road and get hate by people In there shitty
Zafiras
Wow arnold drives a bmw he is an alpha male unlike Jayden the beta man in his zafira
Body made wrong/ When you see a big bitch who stomach covers they pussy
John: Bro ms.w is so fucking annoying bro.
Key: yeah that’s why she a bmw.
Bavarian Motor Works or in other cases, Black Man's Wish.
Black Man: I see BMWs every day. Damn, i wish i had one.
Passing White Guy: Black Man's Wish HAHA.