Boofed Popsicle

Someone who is being shady.

Dude Cam you're being a boofed popsicle right now.

boof

To make a fool of one's self in the presence of others. Most individuals that boof frequently should be called out by their true friends. Excessive boofing means you are probably a sucker.

"Dude, you definitely boofed all over the floor when you tripped over your own damn feet...what a sucker"

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madden boof

When some bullshit happens in Madden, that could never happen in real life and it benefits your opponent.

Bro what the fuck that’s some madden boof.

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boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

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boof head

Australian Slang for an Idiot
Often used by swimming coaches to describe someone pissing around in their sessions

Ian Thorpe: How was that coach?
Australian Swimming Coach: It was crap you boof head
Ian Thorpe: *SLAP*

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Hit the boof

When someone tells another person to take a fat pull off a hookah pipe

Wade: Aye, Austin! Hit the boof!
Austin: *takes a fat boof*
Austin: *dies*

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.

"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."