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Implying that there is a list of boxes that can be checked in life, indicating the various experiences one has had, and checking off one of them. Almost exclusively in reference to sexual experiences. One's sexual resume. Various skin colors, sexual orientations, and physical features are all examples of boxes that can be checked off one's list.
I don't know if I'd do her (the shaved bald, heavily pierced, 200 lb woman across the way), but if you want to check that box, go right ahead.
Man, I'd really like to check that box (referring to the slim Asian hottie friend-of-a-friend).
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A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)
Kangaroo Boxing
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Something that's extremely boring, to the point of coma-inducing
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)
X: "How was school today?"
Y: "Pure box factory."
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The ultimate tool in stealth technology.
Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.
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A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.
Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
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A Box of Pangu is an alternative form of saying thank you or giving thanks to someone for offering aid and giving you something that you need. The term is derived from an old Mexican myth in which the Box of Pangu is a magical chest in which a person can find the thing that they 'need' most in the world.
'Box' or 'Pangu' can be used as shortened versions of the term.
Steve: Here's that beer you asked for, dude
James: Box of Pangu
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