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when a 8-year-old fujoshi bitch, a wannabe emo, a puppy kink fucker, and a whiny twink get together and become a menace to society
made me go from lesbian as fuck to homophobic
fatherless 10-year-old: i love boyfriends webtoon
chads: so you're a fucking clown???? lmfao
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A guy you hang out with from January to March and then dump. His key traits include: excellent cuddler, owner of a Netflix account and an xbox, has decent bedroom skills, a sweet personality, and some massive flaw that makes being seen with him in public out of the question.
After Molly's failed summer romance, she found herself an indoor boyfriend to keep her amused during the long Michigan winter.
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A guy who dates a girl for status and looks. Someone who has well rehersed charisma and knows exactly what to say and when to say it. But only becuase they pull that on many women. This person will know how to make a girl fall for him but doesnt really care as much about her as he leads her to believe. You often see these kinda guys wearing wankster clothing and have the 'look' that pretty much everyone else has. A real cookie-cutter person with no uniqueness whatsoever.
"hey! there is Jill and her prick boyfriend. Typical. She can't even see what a loser he is because he feeds her so much bullshit that she actually believes it all and finds him attractive because of it.
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A man who doesnt act like he loves you, ignores you, calls you annoying, doesnt care when he makes you cry, hurts you and doesnt say sorry, puts you second to everything, askes to watch porn ALL the time even when he knos it HURTS you alot makes you feel like your not good enough and that your ugly and fat and then starts fights bout it and makes it sound like hes dateing the porn.. making it sound soo important to him...when the girl hes so called in love wit is supose to be the ONLY important thing in his life.
boy: can i watch porn?
girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..
boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".
girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?
boy: no...your both important to me.
girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-
boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?
girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..
boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*
Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.
Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/
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The best guy I've met. He's nice, funny, and charming.
"Wow her boyfriend is awesome!"
"I know, she must be in love.
"I wish he'd hold hands with me!"
"Go away. He's my boyfriend"
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A chemical weapon females use to disseminate doubt amongst surrounding males. It is a preemptive strike used for 2 main reasons:
- the female wants to discourage surrounding unwanted males from getting too close
-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.
beta: hey what's up?
hotchix101: just waiting for my boyfriend.
boyfriend bomb destroys!
alpha: so we should hang out sometime
hotchix1o1: well I would have to ask my boyfriend
alpha: hey I'm not asking him to hang out, I want to hang out with you
hotchix101: ok sure, what are you doing later? fuck me fuck me
boyfriend bomb separates the wheat from the chaff!
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a game that a couple plays where the girlfriend asks the boyfriend personal questions about her, and if he gets them wrong there is usually a punishment (like a tazor)
hey! do you want to do the boyfriend tag?
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